Sunday, December 29, 2013

We are Never Getting A Real Tree, Ever Again. Ever.

 
Today's adventure was removing the Christmas Tree.  About a week ago, I noticed the needles falling off my tree like rain.  Since we heat our house with a pellet stove ( article I wrote back in '08) it is quite dry.  I did attempt misting and watering the tree regularly, but the needles didn't want to stay.   They all jumped ship... onto my rug.  I almost lost my mind trying to clean them up, as illustrated below.
 
 
 
 I am woman, I am braless, and I'm wearing all-weather-mocs. 
 
Stu hacked up the tree, wrapped it up and threw it off the back deck in a rain storm.   This is his annoyed face.
 
 
 
I made three attempts to sweep my rug.  Then I vacuumed.   Again and  again.  Then I lost my mind.  Then Stu vacuumed.  I nursed my pine needle punctures and itchy skin from contact dermatitis.....Still, the pine needles linger.
 
 
 
 
Next year?   Fake tree.   Sorry kids. 
 
 
But it sure was pretty.


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